Funny Or Die

Mugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread ParodyMugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread Parody
Finally the life story of the great fashion designer Mugatu (Will Ferrell) comes to the big screen in Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film Mugatu's Thread. A mashup of Phantom Thread and Mugatu...
- 18 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Randy Wants To Try MarijuanaRandy Wants To Try Marijuana
Randy Liedtke (Last Comic Standing) has never smoked weed, so it was important for him to have the most authentic experience imaginable. Join Randy on his quest as he prepares himself to get...
- 17 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Funny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen ShowFunny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen Show
Thank God for football, but also, thank God for this guy...the most important person in football...this is the real twelfth man.
- 31 Jan 18, 5:54pm -
How To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboiHow To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboi
Do you know someone who could pass their f*ckboi exam with flying colors? Subscribe now: CAST CLERK: Tyler Alvarez GUY: Michael Vlamis...
- 14 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
Will Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian HouseWill Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian House
Make A Donation And Be Will's Perfect Match Here: Will Ferrell wants you to be his perfect match so much he just broke into the Kardashians house...
- 8 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
DC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice LeagueDC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice League
The press secretary of DC Comics defends their latest film JUSTICE LEAGUE in a press conference. Subscribe now: Get more Funny Or Die...
- 22 Nov 17, 3:00pm -

Jimmy Kimmel Live

This Week in Unnecessary CensorshipThis Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Mike Pence, Wheel of Fortune, Steve Harvey and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship...
- 18 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Kyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star GameKyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star Game
Kyrie talks about his 5th NBA All-Star game, being chosen to be on LeBron's team, playing for the Boston Celtics, his new movie Uncle Drew, his tattoo of the 'Friends' logo and his beliefs...
- 16 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, FloridaJimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, Florida
We are all reeling after yet another senseless shooting that took place at a high school in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen people lost their lives and more than a dozen are hospitalized. Donald...
- 16 Feb 18, 3:24am -
Charles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & MarijuanaCharles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & Marijuana
Charles talks about reading Mean Tweets, the Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl, reveals what happened when he found out he was being traded to the Lakers, that time he played basketball...
- 15 Feb 18, 10:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The BachelorJimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The Bachelor
Bekah M. was eliminated by Arie in tonight's bittersweet episode of 'The Bachelor.' Bekah was recently reported missing by her mom and then the sheriff's office in Humboldt County said she...
- 13 Feb 18, 5:18am -
Jimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is WrongJimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is Wrong
A controversial decision came from a court in Kern County, California that ruled in favor of a bakery that refused to make a cake for a same sex wedding because the owner said it would violate...
- 9 Feb 18, 12:00pm -


  • Medical Report: Woman Hospitalized After Attempting Effortless Lifestyle
    A 36-year-old woman was admitted to the emergency room this afternoon after several attempts at an “effortless lifestyle.” Symptoms include exhaustion, depletion of savings, paranoia, and inadequate space to store cosmetics. History Patient repor…
    - 16 hours ago, 18 Jul 18, 5:00pm -
  • List: If Math Students Acted Like Creative Writing Students
    “I know it’s technically 2, but I like 0.2 better because it feels more expressive.” “I chose not to correct the multiplication sign to a division sign, because why would I want to do that? The division sign is negative, and I want my equatio…
    - 18 hours ago, 18 Jul 18, 3:00pm -
  • One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: This Isn’t It
    From now until at least the midterm elections in November, we’ll be featuring essays from powerful cultural voices alongside one simple thing, chosen by the author, that you can do to take action against the paralyzing apoplexy of the daily news. M…
    - 20 hours ago, 18 Jul 18, 1:00pm -
  • It’s Official, I’ve Decided to Become a Plant Parent
    What an exciting time for me: I’m finally ready to become the parent of an expensive houseplant. As you know, I turned 30 last weekend, and I cannot overstate how profound it feels to finally enter true adulthood. No more of that being in your late…
    - 21 hours ago, 18 Jul 18, 12:00pm -
  • Monologue: Patrick Bateman, American Millennial
    Reluctantly, I signed up for Instagram. My handle is @pbatemanNYC. My biography, (or bio as these community college idiot “influencers,” insist on calling it) is “Harvard Business School ‘14 // UWS.” Evelyn says I should put something more…
    - 2 days ago, 17 Jul 18, 5:00pm -
  • List: A Checklist for Writing Your First Think Piece
    Did you remember to… …use a bold, contrarian title that could help the piece go viral, e.g. “The Greatest Threat to America Is the Mindfulness Movement!”? …open by revealing how you abstained from a common activity (text messaging, drinking…
    - 2 days ago, 17 Jul 18, 3:00pm -
  • Donald Trump Reinterprets Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides, Now”
    With apologies to Ms. Mitchell. - - -Rows and flows of Aryan hair And tiki torches in the air And neo-Nazis everywhere I’ve looked at things that way But then the left showed up to fight They yell and scream and they incite Many fine people are al…
    - 2 days ago, 17 Jul 18, 12:00pm -
  • Dispatches from the Resistance: A Sad Excuse for a Summit
    After the Great War of 2016, America became a devastated, post-apocalyptic wasteland, ruled by an authoritarian overlord with limited language skills. But then the Resistance rose up. This is a first-hand account from the front lines of the guerrilla…
    - 2 days ago, 17 Jul 18, 11:59am -
  • This Catcall Will Be Monitored for Quality Assurance and Training Purposes
    Hello! It’s us: women. Welcome to our personal space. Thank you for getting in touch. Thanks, too, for not actually physically touching us. The bar is just that low. Your catcall is important because as women we are taught our whole lives to give p…
    - 3 days ago, 16 Jul 18, 5:00pm -
  • List: The 6 Books Donald Trump is Reading This Summer
    - 3 days ago, 16 Jul 18, 3:00pm -

The Onion


  • Toilet Training Your Puppy - Why Crating is Better
    There are many methods you can use for toilet training your puppy. However, crating remains one of the most effective. In fact, crating is so powerful, it is universally recommended by most dog training specialists. To humans this might s…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:58am -
  • Stopping Puppy Chewing - Different Techniques to Control the Chewing
    When one first brings home a new puppy they can almost always expect some degree of chewing. For one thing puppies are generally either going through or have just completed the teething stage of their life and just like a human baby chewi…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:57am -
  • Stop Puppy from Digging - Giving Puppies a Better Outlet than Digging
    For many puppy owners digging can quickly become a problem. For most dogs the instinct to dig is bred right into their make-up. It can be difficult to stop a puppy from digging, but it can be done.The first thing you need to do is try to fi…
    - 15 Mar 17, 1:00am -
  • Stop puppy From jumping - Teaching Puppies to Stay “Off”
    Most puppies are just full of energy. They have a tendency to just bounce about the house in a cute manner. However when a puppy starts jumping up on you and others, it may start out as cute, but may turn into a nuisance later on.One re…
    - 13 Mar 17, 7:03pm -
  • The Causes of Scratching in Dogs
    Dogs scratch for any number of reasons. They generally do it to relieve a real itch – the result of an allergy, a flea bite, or an irritation that they might get from time spent out of the house in water, mud, or other irritants.When…
    - 6 Mar 17, 12:00am -