Funny Or Die

Mugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread ParodyMugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread Parody
Finally the life story of the great fashion designer Mugatu (Will Ferrell) comes to the big screen in Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film Mugatu's Thread. A mashup of Phantom Thread and Mugatu...
- 3 days ago, 18 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Randy Wants To Try MarijuanaRandy Wants To Try Marijuana
Randy Liedtke (Last Comic Standing) has never smoked weed, so it was important for him to have the most authentic experience imaginable. Join Randy on his quest as he prepares himself to get...
- 4 days ago, 17 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Funny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen ShowFunny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen Show
Thank God for football, but also, thank God for this guy...the most important person in football...this is the real twelfth man.
- 21 days ago, 31 Jan 18, 5:54pm -
How To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboiHow To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboi
Do you know someone who could pass their f*ckboi exam with flying colors? Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 CAST CLERK: Tyler Alvarez GUY: Michael Vlamis...
- 69 days ago, 14 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
Will Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian HouseWill Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian House
Make A Donation And Be Will's Perfect Match Here: https://give.classy.org/WillsPerfectMatch Will Ferrell wants you to be his perfect match so much he just broke into the Kardashians house...
- 75 days ago, 8 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
DC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice LeagueDC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice League
The press secretary of DC Comics defends their latest film JUSTICE LEAGUE in a press conference. Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 Get more Funny Or Die...
- 91 days ago, 22 Nov 17, 3:00pm -

Jimmy Kimmel Live

This Week in Unnecessary CensorshipThis Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Mike Pence, Wheel of Fortune, Steve Harvey and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship...
- 3 days ago, 18 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Kyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star GameKyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star Game
Kyrie talks about his 5th NBA All-Star game, being chosen to be on LeBron's team, playing for the Boston Celtics, his new movie Uncle Drew, his tattoo of the 'Friends' logo and his beliefs...
- 5 days ago, 16 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, FloridaJimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, Florida
We are all reeling after yet another senseless shooting that took place at a high school in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen people lost their lives and more than a dozen are hospitalized. Donald...
- 5 days ago, 16 Feb 18, 3:24am -
Charles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & MarijuanaCharles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & Marijuana
Charles talks about reading Mean Tweets, the Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl, reveals what happened when he found out he was being traded to the Lakers, that time he played basketball...
- 6 days ago, 15 Feb 18, 10:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The BachelorJimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The Bachelor
Bekah M. was eliminated by Arie in tonight's bittersweet episode of 'The Bachelor.' Bekah was recently reported missing by her mom and then the sheriff's office in Humboldt County said she...
- 8 days ago, 13 Feb 18, 5:18am -
Jimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is WrongJimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is Wrong
A controversial decision came from a court in Kern County, California that ruled in favor of a bakery that refused to make a cake for a same sex wedding because the owner said it would violate...
- 12 days ago, 9 Feb 18, 12:00pm -

McSweeney's

  • Your Ex Asks You to Stay His Friend and Primary Source of Emotional Labor
    In what he believes is not a display of questionable boundaries, but rather a sign of his unusually high emotional aptitude, your ex thinks remaining friends is a good idea for both of you. Though he thinks the two of you are better off separate, you…
    - 5 hours ago, 21 Feb 18, 10:02am -
  • I’m Your Freelance Check and I’m Here to Change Your Life
    I’m here! I’m here! I’m finally here! Judging by the fact that you’re eating fistfuls of stuck together mini marshmallows that have been in the pantry since last winter and washing them down with tap water, I bet you’re pretty happy to see…
    - 5 hours ago, 21 Feb 18, 10:01am -
  • English Department Search Committee Rejections, Offered Entirely in Canonical British Poetry
    Were there but positions enough and time, this rejection letter would be no crime. When in disgrace with this hiring committee, should you beweep your outcast state, do not curse your fate, wishing yourself like to him with job possessed. Instead, ha…
    - 5 hours ago, 21 Feb 18, 10:00am -
  • I’m a White Person Who Saw Black Panther on Opening Night, So Now I’ll Continue Ignoring My Implicit Racism for a Few More Years
    Wakanda forever, am I right, folks? Wow, what a film! As an ally of all disenfranchised people, I logged into my Fandango premium account several months ago and bought a ticket to the midnight premiere of Black Panther. Supporting such an important m…
    - 22 hours ago, 20 Feb 18, 5:00pm -
  • My Skills as a Psychiatrist are Definitely Just as Powerful as an AR-15
    As yet another tragedy unfolds, I’m so appreciative that someone has finally been brave enough to mention the topic of mental health. Because that’s what it all boils down to: a mentally disturbed individual. Thank you for not being afraid to cal…
    - 23 hours ago, 20 Feb 18, 4:00pm -
  • Choose a Job You Love and You Will Never Have to Work a Paid Day in Your Life
    It’s true what they say, you know. I chose a job I love and I’ve never had to work a paid day in my life. It wasn’t always this way. I used to have a job I didn’t love. I remember the long hours chained to my desk, the excruciating meetings,…
    - 1 day ago, 20 Feb 18, 1:00pm -
  • Solving Societal and Political Issues Through Conceptual Dance
    Police brutality: Ask everyone in the audience to touch the small of your back. Moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem: Take three hours to walk from one side of your cubicle to the other. The U.S. backing out of the Paris Agreement: Deconstruct a spat…
    - 1 day ago, 20 Feb 18, 12:59pm -
  • Thomas Jefferson Asks for an Extension
    When, in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one man to dissolve the bounds of pre-agreed upon Deadlines which have connected him with his Professor, and to assume, among the Powers of the earth, the separate and extended time of 5 p…
    - 2 days ago, 19 Feb 18, 4:00pm -
  • An Open Letter to James Madison About His Drafting of the Second Amendment
    Dear James Madison, You had one job when you drafted the second amendment — one job! All you had to do was correctly predict (in the two and a half centuries since you put ink to parchment) that people would invent ridiculously more powerful guns a…
    - 2 days ago, 19 Feb 18, 1:00pm -
  • This is a Generic LinkedIn Rant
    Let’s be clear. This is a LinkedIn rant. I have a point of view. It’s a common point of view, but I will present this view in its most controversial light possible as to make it seem like I’m saying something bold and significant. Nevertheless,…
    - 5 days ago, 16 Feb 18, 6:00pm -

The Onion

Videogum

  • Toilet Training Your Puppy - Why Crating is Better
    There are many methods you can use for toilet training your puppy. However, crating remains one of the most effective. In fact, crating is so powerful, it is universally recommended by most dog training specialists. To humans this might s…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:58am -
  • Stopping Puppy Chewing - Different Techniques to Control the Chewing
    When one first brings home a new puppy they can almost always expect some degree of chewing. For one thing puppies are generally either going through or have just completed the teething stage of their life and just like a human baby chewi…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:57am -
  • Stop Puppy from Digging - Giving Puppies a Better Outlet than Digging
    For many puppy owners digging can quickly become a problem. For most dogs the instinct to dig is bred right into their make-up. It can be difficult to stop a puppy from digging, but it can be done.The first thing you need to do is try to fi…
    - 15 Mar 17, 1:00am -
  • Stop puppy From jumping - Teaching Puppies to Stay “Off”
    Most puppies are just full of energy. They have a tendency to just bounce about the house in a cute manner. However when a puppy starts jumping up on you and others, it may start out as cute, but may turn into a nuisance later on.One re…
    - 13 Mar 17, 7:03pm -
  • The Causes of Scratching in Dogs
    Dogs scratch for any number of reasons. They generally do it to relieve a real itch – the result of an allergy, a flea bite, or an irritation that they might get from time spent out of the house in water, mud, or other irritants.When…
    - 6 Mar 17, 12:00am -