Funny Or Die

Mugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread ParodyMugatu's Thread - A Phantom Thread Parody
Finally the life story of the great fashion designer Mugatu (Will Ferrell) comes to the big screen in Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film Mugatu's Thread. A mashup of Phantom Thread and Mugatu...
- 18 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Randy Wants To Try MarijuanaRandy Wants To Try Marijuana
Randy Liedtke (Last Comic Standing) has never smoked weed, so it was important for him to have the most authentic experience imaginable. Join Randy on his quest as he prepares himself to get...
- 17 Feb 18, 3:00pm -
Funny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen ShowFunny or Die: "The Replay Guy" | The Rich Eisen Show
Thank God for football, but also, thank God for this guy...the most important person in football...this is the real twelfth man.
- 31 Jan 18, 5:54pm -
How To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboiHow To Become Legally Recognized As A F*ckboi
Do you know someone who could pass their f*ckboi exam with flying colors? Subscribe now: CAST CLERK: Tyler Alvarez GUY: Michael Vlamis...
- 14 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
Will Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian HouseWill Ferrell Looks For His Perfect Match In The Kardashian House
Make A Donation And Be Will's Perfect Match Here: Will Ferrell wants you to be his perfect match so much he just broke into the Kardashians house...
- 8 Dec 17, 3:00pm -
DC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice LeagueDC Comics' Press Secretary Defends Justice League
The press secretary of DC Comics defends their latest film JUSTICE LEAGUE in a press conference. Subscribe now: Get more Funny Or Die...
- 22 Nov 17, 3:00pm -

Jimmy Kimmel Live

This Week in Unnecessary CensorshipThis Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Mike Pence, Wheel of Fortune, Steve Harvey and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship...
- 18 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Kyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star GameKyrie Irving on Flat Earth Theory, LeBron James & NBA All-Star Game
Kyrie talks about his 5th NBA All-Star game, being chosen to be on LeBron's team, playing for the Boston Celtics, his new movie Uncle Drew, his tattoo of the 'Friends' logo and his beliefs...
- 16 Feb 18, 11:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, FloridaJimmy Kimmel on School Shooting in Parkland, Florida
We are all reeling after yet another senseless shooting that took place at a high school in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen people lost their lives and more than a dozen are hospitalized. Donald...
- 16 Feb 18, 3:24am -
Charles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & MarijuanaCharles Barkley on Mean Tweets, Eagles Win, Lakers & Marijuana
Charles talks about reading Mean Tweets, the Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl, reveals what happened when he found out he was being traded to the Lakers, that time he played basketball...
- 15 Feb 18, 10:00am -
Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The BachelorJimmy Kimmel Interviews Bekah M from The Bachelor
Bekah M. was eliminated by Arie in tonight's bittersweet episode of 'The Bachelor.' Bekah was recently reported missing by her mom and then the sheriff's office in Humboldt County said she...
- 13 Feb 18, 5:18am -
Jimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is WrongJimmy Kimmel Demonstrates Why Denying Gay Couples Wedding Cakes is Wrong
A controversial decision came from a court in Kern County, California that ruled in favor of a bakery that refused to make a cake for a same sex wedding because the owner said it would violate...
- 9 Feb 18, 12:00pm -


  • A Day In the Life of a Social Media Influencer
    Another beautiful day! The sun is shining and the grass is dewy. Birds are chirping. Time to pick up my phone and look at it. Instagram is fun. Snapchat is fun. Facebook is more for older people. These are the thoughts I have at 8:30 in the morning.…
    - 8 hours ago, 25 Sep 18, 5:00pm -
  • List: How to Talk to a Cancer Patient Without Being a Complete Twit
    Rule #1: Consider carefully before asking, “How are you?” We all do it. It’s actually one of the few shreds remaining of what used to be called “etiquette.” We all ask the question, and when we are asked we mostly answer, “Fine.” It’…
    - 10 hours ago, 25 Sep 18, 3:00pm -
  • The Adventures of Trump Sawyer
    Chapter 2: The Glorious Whitewasher Saturday morning was come, and all the world was bright and fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart and a tweet in every thumb, and the tweets rang out across the internet like an angel’s h…
    - 13 hours ago, 25 Sep 18, 12:00pm -
  • I’m Starting to Wonder If My Membership In This Fraternity Will Hamper My Future SCOTUS Prospects
    It was all fun and games until now. Parties, sporting events, ejaculating into a bowl of ice cream and then forcing freshman to eat it. But with everything that’s going on surrounding the Brett Kavanaugh hearing, I’m beginning to wonder if my fra…
    - 1 day ago, 24 Sep 18, 5:00pm -
  • List: The Short Stories of F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ranked
    1. “I Once Saw a Diamond THIS Big” 2. “She Had Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes” 3. “Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams” 4. “Jazz Diamonds” 5. “The Diamond of the Jazz Flats of Southeastern Minnesota” 6. “Benjamin Button Disco…
    - 1 day ago, 24 Sep 18, 3:00pm -
  • One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Be Counted
    From now until at least the midterm elections in November, we’ll be featuring essays from powerful cultural voices alongside one simple thing, chosen by the author, that you can do to take action against the paralyzing apoplexy of the daily news. M…
    - 1 day ago, 24 Sep 18, 1:00pm -
  • Don’t Call It a Comeback: Excerpted Testimony From the Supreme Court Nomination Hearing For Steff McKee, Formerly of Pretty In Pink
    WASHINGTON D.C. — Senate Republicans have been attempting to push through Steff McKee’s confirmation before the midterm elections in a process as frenzied as the drinking game Anchorman. That confirmation has hit a snag with allegations of sexual…
    - 2 days ago, 24 Sep 18, 12:00pm -
  • It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
    Originally published October 20, 2009. - - -I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to h…
    - 4 days ago, 21 Sep 18, 5:01pm -
  • Nobody Loves Autumn More Than Me
    I love this time of year. The leaves start to change, the air takes on a chill, and I erect scarecrows in my front yard, each representing one of my exes, using clothes that I stole from their cars. Every year, I count down the minutes until the firs…
    - 4 days ago, 21 Sep 18, 3:00pm -
  • Animals Got Problems: Nothing Really Matters
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The Onion


  • Toilet Training Your Puppy - Why Crating is Better
    There are many methods you can use for toilet training your puppy. However, crating remains one of the most effective. In fact, crating is so powerful, it is universally recommended by most dog training specialists. To humans this might s…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:58am -
  • Stopping Puppy Chewing - Different Techniques to Control the Chewing
    When one first brings home a new puppy they can almost always expect some degree of chewing. For one thing puppies are generally either going through or have just completed the teething stage of their life and just like a human baby chewi…
    - 17 Mar 17, 10:57am -
  • Stop Puppy from Digging - Giving Puppies a Better Outlet than Digging
    For many puppy owners digging can quickly become a problem. For most dogs the instinct to dig is bred right into their make-up. It can be difficult to stop a puppy from digging, but it can be done.The first thing you need to do is try to fi…
    - 15 Mar 17, 1:00am -
  • Stop puppy From jumping - Teaching Puppies to Stay “Off”
    Most puppies are just full of energy. They have a tendency to just bounce about the house in a cute manner. However when a puppy starts jumping up on you and others, it may start out as cute, but may turn into a nuisance later on.One re…
    - 13 Mar 17, 7:03pm -
  • The Causes of Scratching in Dogs
    Dogs scratch for any number of reasons. They generally do it to relieve a real itch – the result of an allergy, a flea bite, or an irritation that they might get from time spent out of the house in water, mud, or other irritants.When…
    - 6 Mar 17, 12:00am -